1. |
Howdy Do! (Intro)
00:21
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Howdy do, this is Digital Gringo; the rapper.
I'd like your attention please
So turn off your phone
Tell your broad to shut up
And listen to these tracks
You want me to go hard?
You got it
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2. |
Maximum Carnage
02:33
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Walk in the room it's all eyes on me
Murmurs in the crowd like "who is he"
You don't recognize the bearded freak
The C-R-Y Mr. Ass squeezy
It's okay cuz i brush it off
Now please just turn your head and cough
Choreographed like Baryshnikov
Fresh out the oven coolin off
Down with the sickness like i'm disturbed
Waitin for all my meds to work
Gettin so pissed givin everyone the bird
You never heard a man get so absurd
You don't fool me by actin hard
I'm the man gone full retard
Burn you off like bacon lard
Then swipe your ass like a bank card
Make like my daddy and bounce
Fuck the roof i raise the house
Fuck the roof i raise the house
Buffalo Bill in a brand new tux
Made of human flesh with matching socks
An emblem of a death head moth
My girl's Hannibal cuz she chops me up
Eyes peeled back like a man from Saigon
These are the tracks your life relies on
Built myself to become an icon
And make you laugh like Monty python
Need for speed while i'm underground
Got the keys to let you out
It's such a breeze to impress you now
I do these things without knowing how
I can close my eyes and levitate
While my coffee percolates
Have no fear there's no escape
Gotta have melons but you only got grapes
Make like my daddy and bounce
Fuck the roof i raise the house
Fuck the roof i raise the house
Doin my chores take out the garbage
Call me venom this is Maximum Carnage
A silver bullet never tarnished
Got a skill you can never harness
Use the force, sweep the leg
Lean like a pirate on your peg
Judo chop to crack an egg
A fuse burning towards a powder keg
The more you know is half the battle
Bang your head let the loose screws rattle
Like a horse with no saddle
Small ass dick that the bitches straddle
I can be who you love to hate
I can break your mind when you concentrate
I'm in your girl's when she masturbates
When it comes to this I take the cake
Make like my daddy and bounce
Fuck the roof i raise the house
Fuck the roof i raise the house
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3. |
Gringo Def Rock
03:41
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One, two, three and to the four
Whipped out my cock and it dropped to the floor
Shook the whole earth and made every woman moan
Don't judge me just enjoy the fuckin show
Cuz I'm Colton el mas cabron
Itchy finger on the trigger when that chromes to the dome
That shiver up your spine that sends a chill to the bone
Goin' beast mode on the microphone
Cuz you know Digit does what Digit does best
Spittin' out lyrics 'til spirits manifest
At first you were like ehh but now you're impressed
Goin' stupid dumb and poundin' on your chest
Make the room bounce like the floors a trampoline
When your eyes are tight and red I'll supply the Visine
I hope you're prepared for your day of reckoning
There's no Vaseline for this ass fucking
Fuck you Digit you ain't shit
Then why do the bitches strip when I spit
Fuck you Digit you ain't shit
But I come equipped to keep the party lit
Fuck you Digit you ain't shit
That's not what you said when I was hittin it
Fuck you Digit you ain't shit
That's it fuck y'all I'm out this bitch
Gringo Def Rock
Who's this bitch jumpin' on the mic
With flows like pussy cuz they're tight tight tight
Got a blunt in my hand and I rolled it just right
Sit back, relax and prepare to take flight
I'm not your fairy tale princess (Nope)
I'm a blood suckin' muthafuckin' succubus
With a kiss of death pouting from my lips
I abuse the beat like a dominatrix
Got super powers that I can't contain
MK ultra, raw dog your brain
Rap game's Jean Grey on your minds wavelength
You lame ass skanks stay up outta my lane
I can outsmart Dr. Spencer Reed
Every verse I lay is a fuckin' crime scene
Don't ever trust in a bitch like me
I'll fuck your dad and be your new mommy
Fuck you Digit you ain't shit
Then why do the bitches strip when I spit
Fuck you Digit you ain't shit
But I come equipped to keep the party lit
Fuck you Digit you ain't shit
That's not what you said when I was hittin it
Fuck you Digit you ain't shit
That's it fuck y'all I'm out this bitch
Gringo Def Rock
Settin' my style from stun to kill
It'll get your heart beating like a fuckin' tredmill
My pedals to the metal got no time to chill
The hardest thing I pop is generic Advil
Not a brain dead, vagrant, lookin' for a payment
I'm not complacent dwelling in the basement
I can't take this bullshit entertainment
Impatient with the basic, I take the bar and raise it
Can I get a what what up in this bitch?
Garbage ass rappers fly as an ostrich
My special message to all you bastards
I'm taking this muthafuckin' game hostage
Fuck you Digit you ain't shit
Then why do the bitches strip when I spit
Fuck you Digit you ain't shit
But I come equipped to keep the party lit
Fuck you Digit you ain't shit
That's not what you said when I was hittin it
Fuck you Digit you ain't shit
That's it fuck y'all I'm out this bitch
Gringo Def Rock
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4. |
Project Mayhem
03:30
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Sound the alarm cuz the beast in me's starvin
I'm feastin up these MC's cuz they're garbage
Police find their carcass, Wrapped in a carpet
A two for one special now bitch that's a bargain
I'm brutally honest and ready to harvest
Their vital organs to sell on the black market
The rest of their bodies will nourish my garden
While I'm on the prowl for my very next target
Whack muthafuckas get no regonition
Now open your ears and hear my premonition
I'm knock the top ten list out of commission
All while I'm sitting in lotus postion
Riots, violence, war and hatred
Another byproduct of what you created
Betrayed by the dieties you hold sacred
Buckle up bitches this is project mayhem
All of your potential was a waste and squandered
Obey the corporations and slave to white collards
No honor in a dollar but that's all you have to offer
Can the eyes of the beholder find the beauty when I suffer?
I do not strive to live a meaningless life
Another cog in the machine is a consumer that buys
You're a drone to the queen, never leaving the hive
You lack the instinct that I use to survive
I'm growing sick and tired of material things
Everyday a new distraction occupying your brain
I wish I had the faith you have to recognize my place
The moment you lose everything you know you're free to escape
Riots, violence, war and hatred
Another byproduct of what you created
Betrayed by the dieties you hold sacred
Buckle up bitches this is project mayhem
It is your duty to comply and conform
For there is no beauty in this world anymore
Pulled the sword from the stone in the eye of the storm
This battle I fight others choose to ignore
The biased crucify us when we don't accept the virus
The alliance of the mindless have no guidance in this crisis
And I'm just a butterfly floating through the riots
A pariah spittin fire on an orchestra of violence
Lambs to the slaughter accept poisons in their drinks
Conquered by imposters playing off of your beliefs
Monsters growing stronger start to push me to the brink
Lead a jackass to the water but you still can't make it think
Riots, violence, war and hatred
Another byproduct of what you created
Betrayed by the dieties you hold sacred
Buckle up bitches this is project mayhem
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5. |
The Call (Skit)
00:32
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6. |
Sofa King Awesome
03:41
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Get your ass poppin like an alien pops out the chest
Beats bumpin so you missed the chance to catch your breath
Call me ugly but I always seem to pull the best
Never stump me cuz I wrote the muthafuckin' test
Solved the mystery before you even found a clue
Now I got you ruh rohing like Scooby Doo
This is more pure than Walter White's baby blue
Just another man, breaking bad, comin after you
Stackin paper like my name is Michael Scott
Top Ramen is boiling in a copper pot
Got haters on their knees begging me to stop
And I tell 'em to go suck a cock
Call me Bowie cuz I like to do the magic dance
Dr. Strange on this beat cuz I'm caught up in a trance
You'll never know if you don't take the chance
Fuck a bitch I don't believe in abstinence
I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me
You'll never get a broad to show you her boobies
I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me
You're missing the steps while I'm keeping it groovy
I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me
You're old and dried out while I'm fresh and juicy
I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me
I keep this shit legit like it was my duty
'Tis nothin but a Digital Gringo thing baby girl
Whippin out my dick and makin all the ladies hurl
I'm just a squirrel and I'm looking to bust a nut
On a big 'ole butt and make her scream "Jesus what the fuck"
You could call me weenie but I gotta be frank
When it comes to my cock it's more than you can take
I'm a fucking honey badger with a candy cane shank
And I'll leave you with a satisfied look on your face
I wish I had two more hands to give you four thumbs down
When you're mumbling I cut more lines than Bobby Brown
Yeah I'm Queen Latifah bringing down the fucking house
Tap dance on the ashes, strike a pose and take a bow
All the shit I talk you'd think my mouth was filled with crap
These other rappers suck but keep lookin for dap
Admiral Ackbar can see that this is just a trap
Hit the road in my Dolorean and I'm never lookin back
I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me
You'll never get a broad to show you her boobies
I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me
You're missing the steps while I'm keeping it groovy
I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me
You're old and dried out while I'm fresh and juicy
I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me
I keep this shit legit like it was my duty
It's time for the real D-I-G-I-T-A-L G
To tell a tale and attempt to be something
I'm crushing all these other rappers into nothing
Cutting out their tongues so I don't hear them sucking
I'm chubby, bearded, tatted and I'm ready to flatter
Tell your bitch to shut her mouth her opinion doesn't matter
I pay no mind to the bullshit chitter chatter
My lyrics are a dagger I just watch the blood splatter
Can do what I want whenever the fuck I want
Cumshot every debutante that's on my block
When I'm servin other rappers know that it gets me off
The only thing they can serve is a breakfast croissant
You already knew it would come to this
When you're busy sweating balls I'm just takin the piss
In a battle of wits I'll make you cry and submit
I suck on tits for the fun you do it for the nutrients
I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me
You'll never get a broad to show you her boobies
I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me
You're missing the steps while I'm keeping it groovy
I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me
You're old and dried out while I'm fresh and juicy
I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me
I keep this shit legit like it was my duty
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7. |
Not Dead Today
03:51
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‘Bout to get down with these suicidal thoughts
Goin to blows with all of my flows is everything I got
Trying to decide if I should show my face or not
People could say that I should pray but I don’t believe in god
I don’t need any of this peace and love facade
Gimme a drink and I’ll be brief about this life of fraud
It’s easy to be kind, it’s easier to lie and rob
As the world falls apart I feel the need to sob
Jesus Christ, I don’t know what the fuck is going on
Drowning away all of my pain in each and every song
Every day is just the same I’m paying the final cost
Fading away into the grey my dreams are merely lost
I feel dead today
But I’m not gonna be another pawn today
Blow the world away
Open up your eyes to this game we play
Hieroglyphics flash in my minds third eye
We are lost in the land where we follow the blind
It’s a faceless environment when we dawn disguise
It’s a cold day in hell when life is trivialized
Corporations try to make you compromise
Your life, your spirit and your mind
I’d say it’s time for the match to strike
So we can burn down the whole fuckin enterprise
This is why I stand staring at the sky
Waiting for an answer but none arrive
It comes as no surprise were fed these lies
Do you think a real messiah wears a suit and tie
I feel dead today
But I’m not gonna be another pawn today
Blow the world away
Open up your eyes to this game we play
Home is the only place you cannot walk away from
Mother Nature’s raped but it’s okay cuz it’s sanctioned
Forget about pollution just stay off of my dang lawn
It’s easy to miss the lights when you got your shades on
My insubordination is organically nourished
A middle finger to the man can feel so therapeutic
A revolution of the mind can make the body flourish
Step to the side if you’re gonna be useless
I took a rusty knife to the belly of the beast
And what the fuck fell out brought the Devil to his knees
If this world is hell were at max capacity
Escape the fuckin matrix and view reality
I feel dead today
But I’m not gonna be another pawn today
Blow the world away
Open up your eyes to this game we play
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8. |
Bird Law
02:05
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Guys in my inbox beggin for a booty pic
Promisin me the world like I'm gonna fall for it
Guess again little boy, I'm not your average bitch
I catfished the president, I'm not impressed by little dicks
Intelligent and elegant I see you all are lovin it
Tellin it like it is I never ever watch my lips
As the world falls apart I'm dancin through apocalypse
I'm Lorena Bobbit mixed with Erin Brockavich
Rockin it no stoppin it I see you haters talkin shit
Get me off like showerheads I relish every bit of it
Coffee breath and cigarettes got me seeing infrared
Bitch you better come correct or regret we ever met
Hot enough to melt steel beams (steel beams)
George W. ain't got nothin on me
I may be the girl in all your fantasies
Actually I'm Freddy K. on a killin spree
Bump this shit 'til your parents tell you stop
Then turn it up louder cuz you don't give a fuck
It doesn't even matter if you keep the neighbors up
Crank that bitch to eleven and make your speakers pop
Bitches on my block never wanted any cock
'Til they heard me spittin bars now they always hit me up
"Digit can we please netflix and chill?
My parents aren't home and I'm on the pill
It's my delight to do thy will"
Wish I could baby girl got no time to kill
I'm too busy with conspiracy theories
Tryin to figure out what the government buries
Fuck this shit eat, drink and be merry
Bob your head like night at the roxbury
Ever since the very day of my birth
They said I wasn't fit for Charlie work
So I huffed a spray can and went beserk
Harnessed day man to prove my worth
But these dumb ass hoes will never learn
I'm just an average Joe trying to save the earth
Bump this shit 'til your parents tell you stop
Then turn it up louder cuz you don't give a fuck
It doesn't even matter if you keep the neighbors up
Crank that bitch to eleven and make your speakers pop
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9. |
Sweet Chin Music
02:24
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Get ready for the lyrical stone cold stunnin’
You could go dumb like Lenny on some bunnies
I can take any tragedy and make it funny
Like a shell from the barrel of the Punisher’s shotty
I can make any housewife hood rat
Take away their spatulas and give ‘em new gats
An army of bitches come to my show strapped
So you better get down before you get blown back
Please hold applause while your jaws are on the floor
You’re gonna see shit like you’ve never seen before
Ever see a man levitate while twirling swords
Drop ‘em on the head of anyone looking bored
Don't cross my path while I'm in the zone
Now bob your head like your mom givin dome
Don't cross my path while I'm in the zone
Now bob your head like your mom givin dome
Staright outta hell and I’m back with a vengeance
Down to smack down any loud mouth bitches
Cross me once and I’ll flip in an instant
Don’t the chance or you’ll end up missin
Even when I go wolverine berserker
I can turn any rhyme to a tear jerker
That just means I don’t coat it in sugar
You could hear my heart beat through the sub woofers
Woo like mutha’fuckin’ legend Ric Flare
Do as I say or you’ll get a steel chair
To the back of your skull you’re in the dragon’s lair
I’d rather sit back and sip on Perrier
Don't cross my path while I'm in the zone
Now bob your head like your mom givin dome
Don't cross my path while I'm in the zone
Now bob your head like your mom givin dome
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10. |
Dawn of the Third Day
03:38
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Had to wait a few years to heal and let my wounds close
"Here lies the fool" will be etched into my tombstone
You broke me as a child but I've made it now I'm full grown
And optimism only works when you forget what you know
A smile from ear to ear can hide my penance
Who am I kiddin' I am sick of my existence
This pain has paved the way that I've been livin'
I never resist it in fact I bathe in it
You said that you hate me well we have that in common
This mask that I wear holds the strength I cannot summon
I carry my luggage on my trip up to the summit
Dawn of the third day you know the end is comin'
Nothing hurts worse than the curse of memory
You walked through the fire and I followed you blindly
I attempt to forget you and its killing me
You taught me how to love but forgot to mention you would leave
(Chorus)
My heart was lost one hundred years ago my soul is stone
Like a ghost that plagues the sea she will never be with me she will never be with me
(Verse 2)
I swam the troubled waters after you burned every bridge away
In the wake of your mistakes your eyes spoke words you'd never say
All the games you would play would keep a normal man at bay
But I stayed despite the pain and I regret it everyday
Its just that a part of me was too afraid to let you go
My heart of gold turned bitter cold in the shade of your shadow
You'd never know of my woe because I never let it show
I'd forgo my flesh and bone my souls outgrown this empty home
Now my demons cuddle me every single fucking night
No matter how I plead they shush me up and hold me tight
Spreading like a parasite shrouding sight of my third eye
They've become a part of me drowning every speck of light
Hopefully I'll never wake and have to start the day anew
I'm living proof a heart confused can't elude the disquietude
There's no excuse I misconstrued all the love I thought I knew
I've paid my dues so I conclude and bid adieu to all of you
(Chorus)
My heart was lost one hundred years ago my soul is stone
Like a ghost that plagues the sea she will never be with me she will never be with me
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He is the terror that raps in the night.
He is the itchy asshole you can't scratch in public.
He is the water in every un-shook ketchup bottle.
He is Digital Gringo.
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12. |
Darkwing Duck
01:47
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I’m like Magneto on half of a kilo
Super shredder with a fuckin shirokin free throw
When I dual wield yeah I bounce the house
So fuckin’ hard it’ll make Kitty Pride meow
I jump from the rafters like sting with a bat
Defend the whole fuckin world when team rocket attacks
I’m faster than the flash so y’all can’t stop me
Even with the terminator or Mr. Miyagi
I Don’t give a fuck like I’m Darkwing Duck
Let’s get dangerous
It’s return of the muthafuckin Jedi
With a chainsaw on my arm to kill deadites
Stomp every goomba that’s in my way
Meaner than he who shall not be named
I got my ocarina if you want to play
It’s only three days until dooms day
The hero of time I shall remain
Until every hater has gone away
I Don’t give a fuck like I’m Darkwing Duck
Let’s get dangerous
They call me Matthew Murdoc when I enter the booth
Cuz I’m blind with no eyes yet I’m seeing the truth
And I’m runnin low on mana so I need the looney tunes
So I can get my little hands on Michael Jordan’s special juice
I’m like Han solo cuz I aint afraid to shoot
And I don’t need anyone to edit any of my moves
Fuck being cool that’s the message through and through
And to all you that oppose well I’m coming after you
I Don’t give a fuck like I’m Darkwing Duck
Let’s get dangerous
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