This was the first track recorded for the album, before I realized I love to rap. It's funny because this is my hot eights. Coming from rock I wasn't aware of a sixteen bar verse, a verse to me was four to eight lines. I got the chorus for this track while stocking shelves at Target from my friend George. This is also a tribute to my brother because he's a huge comic nerd, which rubbed off on me.
lyrics
I’m like Magneto on half of a kilo
Super shredder with a fuckin shirokin free throw
When I dual wield yeah I bounce the house
So fuckin’ hard it’ll make Kitty Pride meow
I jump from the rafters like sting with a bat
Defend the whole fuckin world when team rocket attacks
I’m faster than the flash so y’all can’t stop me
Even with the terminator or Mr. Miyagi
I Don’t give a fuck like I’m Darkwing Duck
Let’s get dangerous
It’s return of the muthafuckin Jedi
With a chainsaw on my arm to kill deadites
Stomp every goomba that’s in my way
Meaner than he who shall not be named
I got my ocarina if you want to play
It’s only three days until dooms day
The hero of time I shall remain
Until every hater has gone away
I Don’t give a fuck like I’m Darkwing Duck
Let’s get dangerous
They call me Matthew Murdoc when I enter the booth
Cuz I’m blind with no eyes yet I’m seeing the truth
And I’m runnin low on mana so I need the looney tunes
So I can get my little hands on Michael Jordan’s special juice
I’m like Han solo cuz I aint afraid to shoot
And I don’t need anyone to edit any of my moves
Fuck being cool that’s the message through and through
And to all you that oppose well I’m coming after you
I Don’t give a fuck like I’m Darkwing Duck
Let’s get dangerous